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September 06, 2003
I'm a big boy
Thanks to the Google Calculator, I've found out I'm 1.83643019 × 1016 lightyears tall. If that doesn't impress the ladies, then the ladies must be impressed by something completly different.
Also, it turns out my 20 gallon fish tank has 15,360 teaspoons of water in it. And yes, I did fill it one teaspoon at a time.
Posted by gavin at 04:49 PM | Comments (6)
September 04, 2003
An open letter to Elisha Cuthbert
Dear Elisha Cuthbert
It's been a long time coming, but I think I've found my perfect love interest.
You're great as the daughter on the hit TV show "24," as well you are also great as the daughter in the hit movie "Old School". And it has recently become clear to me that we are well suited for a life of blissfull happyness together. Here are my reasons:
-You're from Calgary, Alberta... and I live near Calgary, Alberta. So we'd naturally have lots to talk about.
-You have a winning smile... and I have a distinctive and well developed frown. These are the two expressions from which all other expressions are born. We'd look great walking down the street together arm in arm. You with your bright smile, and me with my severe frown.
-You're an up and coming actress on TV... and I write internet based fanfiction for a variety of TV shows. If we got together we could work as a creative team.
-I am willing to be as naked around the house as you want/need me to be.
Indeed, these are compelling arguments. You know how to contact me.
Posted by gavin at 02:23 AM | Comments (60)
September 02, 2003
Let's all go to the strippers
There's a new article up at Rocketpack, all about the wacky world of strippers. I like these types of back-stage observational articles, because I know the closest I'll ever come to strippers are the adventures I have with them in my young boyish imagination. Read the article here.
In other news, I managed to get this website suspended for a few hours last week because I forgot to update my new credit card info. This blog and a couple of other sites that are hosted here went off the net for a short while as I scratched my head and I mumbled to myself repeatedly: "why don't muh web page dun come oan tha screen nah more?"
Some people call me clever. I call me inspirational.
Posted by gavin at 03:01 AM | Comments (0)