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September 06, 2003

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Thanks to the Google Calculator, I've found out I'm 1.83643019 1016 lightyears tall. If that doesn't impress the ladies, then the ladies must be impressed by something completly different.

Also, it turns out my 20 gallon fish tank has 15,360 teaspoons of water in it. And yes, I did fill it one teaspoon at a time.

Posted by gavin on September 6, 2003 04:49 PM

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I am sorry. I present myself for floggings. Question though master. Was that Elisha Cuthbert who was determined to rip all of your clothes off in public? Did you ever get your belt back? What's that smell?

Posted by: wayne at September 22, 2003 06:37 AM


The "Boobs Club" is not an era of my life I am particularily proud of. Espessially when Elisha Cuthbert may be reading. So yeah, thanks for bringing it up. She probably thinks I'm a pervert now.

Posted by: gavin at September 15, 2003 01:13 AM


gavin, you don't call, you don't write, it's like you're trying to ignore me. True I'm no competition against all those pretty girls that you dedicate yourself to, but damn it! what ever happened to your dedication to the Boob club?!?

Posted by: wayne at September 11, 2003 12:40 AM


mmm ice cream.

Posted by: Rina at September 10, 2003 06:51 PM


If by 'dedicated' you mean 'quite madly obsessed with', then yes I am 'dedicated' to my fish tank. I am also 'dedicated' to pretty girls and ice cream.

Posted by: Gavin at September 9, 2003 12:45 AM


i'm impressed. one teaspoon at a time? you must be very very dedicated to your fishtank.

Posted by: Rina at September 7, 2003 03:13 PM



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