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An open letter to Elisha Cuthbert

September 04, 2003

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Dear Elisha Cuthbert

It's been a long time coming, but I think I've found my perfect love interest.

You're great as the daughter on the hit TV show "24," as well you are also great as the daughter in the hit movie "Old School". And it has recently become clear to me that we are well suited for a life of blissfull happyness together. Here are my reasons:

-You're from Calgary, Alberta... and I live near Calgary, Alberta. So we'd naturally have lots to talk about.

-You have a winning smile... and I have a distinctive and well developed frown. These are the two expressions from which all other expressions are born. We'd look great walking down the street together arm in arm. You with your bright smile, and me with my severe frown.

-You're an up and coming actress on TV... and I write internet based fanfiction for a variety of TV shows. If we got together we could work as a creative team.

-I am willing to be as naked around the house as you want/need me to be.

Indeed, these are compelling arguments. You know how to contact me.

Posted by gavin on September 4, 2003 02:23 AM

:: Comments ::

hi was supp baby pretty, honey, sweety, looks great, looks depthly in with your eyes on me can i ask something whY Elisha you look like that with your eyes can you answer to me i love this things but i like to know this things what you are thinking at this time in this photo expamle at film the girl next door you act very good nice and pretty but every moment you look that boy i have no word to say what was that but you look very good depthly in people. Is good thing to analyze a man to look like this i like this way what you make... ok you are very good your body is BANGING HAHAHA see ya i like to send toyour home one letter with post can you send me a address where you live thanx see ya baby peace i am Atdheu from Europe in Ballcan you know where is Yougosllavia i am in Albania. i like you very much since i have seen your fil the girl next door
peace Original GanGSta call me.....Elisha 4life....

Posted by: Atdhe at December 15, 2005 10:22 AM

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Hello Elisha
my name is darío varas and , I´m from chile , south America.Let me tell you i am biggest fan than you have in my country, i known all about you, well no at all.
I konwn that you are a wonderful person and for me the most beatiful woman that exist in the world, you are an angel.Besides you are a great actress.


Taking about other thing( i like ti say this in person ) I wish you a happy birthday and i hope that all you desires be real.

Well i don´t have be buring, i hope that one day we can meet us.If you want known who i am my e-mail adress is jim_morrison_65_2@hotmail.com,if you don´t t will understand, because you don´t heve trust in a strange people and more in foreign, but i´m not a bad person and i am a honest man.
You can see me in www.fotolog.cl/the_doors
I hope that this work

i ask my apology for my orthography.I am not a good speaker

Posted by: Dario Varas at December 9, 2005 02:52 PM

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well im almost certain elisha you will never visit this site but if you do please email mi at daniel_tomlinson118@hotmail.com im from wigan where the verve are from thats the song played in the girl next door lucky man i jus want to meet you and be pals pce xx

Posted by: daniel at December 7, 2005 08:05 AM

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hi elisha plz plz contact me on jay8039@hotmail.com i luv u so much ur reli cute i always fink about u lol i luvd u in ya movie plz contact me iv bin on every website 24/7 tryn 2 contact u fanx im onli 13 yrs old lol cya xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted by: jay emmerson at September 21, 2005 10:46 AM

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Hi Elisha , I am Braziliam ... i am your fan !!!!
You is very,very,very Beautiful Girl !!!!
and good actor's .... Congratulations !!!!
I love you Elisha ... forever !!!
You is a Dream .... my Dream !!!!
Kissys infinity !!! bye bye !!!
me Send Please kyorazo_linkin@hotmail.com

Posted by: Willian at September 8, 2005 09:58 PM

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TWO WORDS MORAL FIBRE??

Posted by: alex casson at September 8, 2005 10:18 AM

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Hiiiii. Again I'm. Why are you answer my e-mail please you answer, because I LOVE YOU. You bigger then I'm to. I'm Mesut I watched your all flims. I'm admirer your. I saw you firs (Old School). Than(The Girl Next Door)and your others flim. P L E A S E you send me e-mail. I will wait your e-mail until endless.
M E S U T.

Posted by: Mesut at September 7, 2005 04:24 AM

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Oh yeah! my E-mail is s040187@aol.com, Hopefully one day she has time to hit me up!

Posted by: Jesus Alvarado at August 31, 2005 04:30 PM

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Look at these guys trying to get at Elisha. Don't you guys know that what she needs is a guy that will care for her and be there for her whenever she needs someone to talk too? By the looks of these comments it looks like these guys are just interested in her looks, sure she is beutiful, but it's the person inside her that matters! You can see what type of person she is by the look in her eyes, sure she maybe acting but for a split second you can see the kindness and toughness that she posseses. She is a great actress and hopefully one day I will get to meet her one on one, so I can show her that I'm not like all these other guys but that I will care for her and be there for her when I can. But of course we have to get to know each other first. But anyway hopefully she reads this and she hits me up!
With much Love and respect:
Jesus Alvarado

Posted by: Jesus Alvarado at August 31, 2005 04:25 PM

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I'm from Tunisia,a country in North Africa.It's inbiellievable that i'm writing to elisha Cuthbert here.But when i saw "the girl next door" it were chaotic.I've never seen a girl like her and will never see again.So for me,far far away from USA,i must be discouraged to love her,when i'm sleeping she's working,when i'm working she's sleepingSo what can i do? help a broken heart,just see her alive


helmix
Sousse
Tunisia

Posted by: Helmix at July 8, 2005 04:21 AM

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its possible that i can see her because i live 45 minutes from los angeles she cant be that busy i dont even see her as a celeberty shes the most prettiest girl i seen in my whole life i really want to to get married to her and have kids with her.

Posted by: Brian Cummings at June 22, 2005 04:12 PM

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Dear ELisha Cuthbert your the most atractive girl and really pretty i really want hang out with you some time im 22 to

Posted by: Brian Cummings at June 22, 2005 03:01 PM

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guys, come on we all know shes beautiful and unforgettable but even if she read this she wouldnt write back because she leads a very busy and exiting life. I like Elisha she is smart and beautiful but just remember that she PLAYS the caracters on the movies she is NOT them. Although im pretty sure she is a very nice and charming girl , guys remember she is an actress. If you think you fell in love with her , fall in love with her not with a caracter she plays on a movie. Find out about her search the 'net see what kind of person she is.I mean her smile is just irresistible but all of us who actually like Elisha even for her personal being have to sit back and simply enjoy her films because from a scale of 1 to 100 there is a 0% chance we would ever get to meet her. So guys dont obsess over her , the they you meet her and actually talk to her in person then it would be more understandable. Well see you. And Elisha if you ever read this my e-mail is luiss11@yahoo.com

Posted by: Luis at June 15, 2005 07:08 AM

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i love u.
i've been here before a few times and i'm quit awer that we are dieing and your hips they shake they good bies and take u back if u have me so here i am i'm trying so here i am are u ready i wanna tutch u fell u allways.

Posted by: james svensen at June 2, 2005 10:51 AM

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i was just surfing thru the net for some of ur pics when i saw this site and all these messages for u and somehow i cudn't stop myself from writing one.
I beleive this mail wud never reach you and u'll never get to know who i am but i will always love you.... u are so beautiful that u make my heart stop i know that i am so far away from you that i'll maybe never get to meet you... but i'll never lose hope... you are the first thing i see in the morning the last thing i see in the night ...my friends tease me for how oobsessed i have become over you... but i always feel you close to me.... u are an angel...nothing but good can come your way....i love ur cute little nose and ur pearly white smile that you give which stole my heart...
i wish our ways will cross some day and maybe we will meet.... but rest assured i'll love u the same way i do now.
plz mail me if u ever see this.
Bye Beautiful
~Abhishek~

Posted by: Abhishek at May 16, 2005 04:09 PM

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i love u elsha i'd do any thing for u do u think u will stay with your boy frind for ever if not pls tell me by not emailing me and if u think u will pls email me with yes i don't care any more i am going to write a song for u pls read this it took me a long time to make it up for u thx this one is for u.

i took her out it was a friday night i walk alone to get the feeling right we strted making out and she took off my pants then i turned on the tv and thats about the time she walked away from me but nobody blived me and i missed my tv shows my freinds said i shoued act my age wots my age again wots my age again.
But later on on the drive home i called her mam on a pay phone i saidi was the cops and your hasbans in jail and thats about the time she walked away from me.

thatsit i hoped u liked it but if not i'll make a knew one for u love u lots see u soon lol xxx

Posted by: james svensen at May 1, 2005 08:51 AM

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hello i want to meat you please write to me (JozzoBoj@hotmail.com)

Posted by: Johan Andren [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 15, 2005 01:51 AM

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hello aer u ther elisha????? writ to me on jozzoBoj@hotmail.com

Posted by: Johan Andren at April 15, 2005 01:33 AM

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this is for the one i love it's for u elisha

i try to be perfect but nothing was wrth it i don't belive it makes me real i thourght it would be esay but knowone blive me aganst all the things i said if u blive it's in my soul i'ed say all the words i know just to here one word out of your mouth that i am trying to let u know your better off with me i 'm cameing to america jest to see u and kick treve's ass for u.

love u and i'll keep writing till u wriet back like a email thx

Posted by: james svensen at April 13, 2005 09:48 AM

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i made a new song for u

da dada da da da dada da evrybody got there problem evrybody say's the same thing to u it's jest the matter how u solve them and knowing how to change thing's u've beine throw i feel i've come to realise how fast life can be comprmisid step back to know wot's going on i cant belive wot's happend to u da dada da da wot happend to u da dada da da it jest the problam that i face with in my not the one who haets to stand by complacation comeing frist with all these pictures runing throw my mind knowing endles consaqnses i feel so usllus in this get back stand back can ask for me cant bleive part of me wanna cry cos i danno if it's for shoewer sadanly sadanly i don't feel so insecuer cant go on with out u.
ilove u and i can't go on with out u email me pls at sarahjsven98@aol.com thx xxx

Posted by: james svensen at April 12, 2005 11:01 AM

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hi i no this will never get to u but if it does wll y put some thig on the an open letter to elisha cuthbert thx

Posted by: james svensen at April 11, 2005 12:09 PM

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i can be your hero babey i can kiss away the pain i will stand by u for ever case i love u pls email me at sarahjsven98@aol.com

Posted by: james svensen at April 11, 2005 11:07 AM

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this song is for u elisha

if tommorow never comes would u know how much i love u and i try in evry way to show u evry day that your my only one and if your time on earth would come i must face this world with out u it's the love u gave me in the past gona be anaf to last if tommorow never comes tell that some one that u love wot your thinking of if tommorow never comes.
so i am going tell u your the only thing i think about pls email me at sarahjsven98@aol.com thx

Posted by: james svensen at April 11, 2005 09:26 AM

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elisha i think that your film the girl next door is radicl and i wish i could of acted in it with u. I think u are the gorges girl in the world and one dAY hope to come to los angels to meet u and your boy freind that i wish to be.I mostly know evry thing about u i know your dislikes and your likes i know your faviot food were u live your hobbis your age when u were born eye coler when u were born and u got tort to dance by your boy freinds best freind justin timber lake.I wish and dream thaT U WERE THE GIRL NEXT DOOR TO ME! In a few years i will come to america to meet u i ame your biggest fan if u were going to die i'd die to save u love u more then any thing and pls email me i'll do any thing jest to here one thing out oif your mouth email me at sarahjsven98@aol.com
p.s rember morel fiber and when i do come to see u i'll know the jiuce was werth the sqezer love james svensen xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted by: james svensen at April 11, 2005 07:44 AM

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elisha i love u i have the girl next door movie i would like to meet you at anytime im ur biggest fan!!! i watch that movie like eveyday.

Posted by: marc tiedemann at April 5, 2005 07:28 PM

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I just drew a portrait of you... took me a few weeks... coz perfection takes tim. : ) was thinking of sending it to you but pass out that idea in the end ( coz by anyhow or any chance, you won't get to see it anyway )
I hope Trace treats you like princess ... keep smiling !!

Posted by: BBoy Wolverine at March 6, 2005 11:08 PM

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Ill be short and simple, I think you are the most bautiful girl in the world. Im sure you have heard that before but let me tell you one thing I fell in love with the one question you kept asking in the movie " the gir next door." What is the crazyest thing you've done lately. I belive in angels now.

James 17
El Paso TX

Posted by: James at January 5, 2005 08:15 AM

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Dear Elisha,its true what eveyone here posts, cuz they believed or like u, Acually Im ur fan, but its not place where I can chat about it, I just wonna say that for us - your fans, dear Elisha u can do only one thing, and ill try to explain...
Its just emagination that everyone trying to meet u, but i think its just silly, cuz it wont happen never, everybody flirt with u, but its not right, they wont make nothing with that... now Eli, i even ask question.......mb she forget even to read her fans messeges? maybe im posting for free, cuz she never read my messege, Thats why Eli, I ask you only 2 things, 2 things that you deffinitly can do for me, for us it'll be righer,
1>> With your movie The Girl Next Door, you just opened my eyes, I just wish you Eli to make more such movies, cuz its only one you can do for us, for your fans, Plz Make the such movie again, if u make it, You will make us happy again, you will make us to think about life again... I think That eveyone Will agreed with me, cuz only one thing me dear Elisha wich you can do for us, is to make us happy, and make us laugh again, its not so hard to u? am i right? so, ill be waiting, even for 1 year, but i think after your last movie, i'll be not problem for your now.
2>> I just wonna now that my words are just another bla bla, which is must of post here..
please my dear Elisha, post my e-mail, just let me know that you will try to make your life happy and enteresting one more time again...
Well know, I guess you have much to do , so Ill let u to work now... thx Eli, I know u wont forget so easyely my post...well buy then and good luck in your carier..
Please Sorry : i know my english is very poor :)
may be u die guyz from laugh after reading my silly english :)

Posted by: BoromiR.ge at November 19, 2004 02:34 PM

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OH GOD, ELISHA YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL AND YOU KNOW THAT, WHEN I SAW U IN THE MOVIE "THE GIRL NEXT DOOR" I JUST COULDN'T SAY A WORD, BUT I KNOW THAT U'LL NEVER SEND ME EVEN ONE E-MAIL, BUT GOD, I WISH U WAS HAPPY IN THIS LIFE, AND ALL UR DREAMS BECAME TRUTH.

P.S I'm Just 14 but my life became upside down after seeng you, i just realized that there is something beautiful in this life to live for, and its YOU!

Posted by: ElishaILOVeU at November 19, 2004 01:49 PM

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dear elisha i am just a 12 year old kid and i really finde u hot and your movie"the girl next door"was the best movie in the world an just to ask do u speak firench??

well email mepls and send pic's for me pls well bye bye

Posted by: marc at August 30, 2004 02:44 PM

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Dear Elisha Cuthbert,
Can,t believe i,m actually on one of these sites,writhing an open letter but hey...whats the craziest thing you,v done lately? Now that makes me sound like a loser, but hopefully a witty one. Anyways to the point, sometimes when you watch a film,very occasionally, one actually touchs a cord in ya. Suprise suprise it was your,s, and the entire casts role in "The Girl Next Door" that did the above. Perhaps its because i,m going to college myself in the new year that the story appealed to me. But also your role, trying to start over again, leaving aside the nature of your previous job, kinda inspired me about the new life waiting for me in college. Anyways i know it was just a film, another days work for ya, but for what its worth..it convinced me that sometimes a new life can be a good thing. Once again i have to re instate that i know its just a film but sometimes it takes outside infulences, unusual though they might be, to convince us. Anywasys irrespective of whether or not you veiw this, it was nice to get it out there. For the record i,m just an average bloke who,s got odd ways of being inspired. Take care,Bye

Posted by: Mark at August 24, 2004 07:26 PM

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hi elisha i saw you in the girl next door you were good i just thought i would tell you my name is chris i live pulaski ,tn oh im 16 years old don't know how old you are don't care i just wanted to say hi and you are a good and beatiful actress hope you actually read this and right back chris s.

Posted by: chris at June 6, 2004 08:50 PM

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Hey lol i know all these other guys like you a hell of a lot and i cant deny i do too but sorry guys none of us have a chance lol. i far too young anyways. im only 15 but Damn Elisha you are very very gorgeous. i know you could get any guy you want so i hope whoever it is treats you how you should be treated, like a beautiful, lovely, sexy lady. Have a great life babe.

Posted by: Christian at May 26, 2004 03:42 PM

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what is wrong with you people? i search the internet for holidays to florida and this queer site full of Elisha Cuthbert stalkers turns up! oh my god???????

Posted by: WHAT!?!?!?!?!? at May 14, 2004 06:18 AM

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hi dear elisha,
please read this mail. because i have written this from my heart.
my name is krupesh & i m just 17 years old .
i m studying in engineering college in telecommunication branch.i live in india.

how i can tell u that u r looking so beautiful in "the girl next door".i don't have word to explain u that hw beautiful u r.
genrally i don't like english movies but when i saw your "the girl next door"i think that in any way i want to meet this beautiful girl.i want to make friendship with u in any way.i don't have
any girl friend but i m very big big big friend of u since i saw your movie.i have collected your more than 1000 of photoes.
my papa tell me that u r mad in girl
at that time i told him that this is only the true friendship. my papa says this is only one side os true friend ship.i at time i didn't agree with my papa.
please send your anly one photo at my email id.i want to meet u, i want to talk to u ,i want to exaplain u that how beautiful u r.
u r so beautiful,u r so prity.
I know and belive that the whole Universe is a small city. i wonder whether i'll meet u or not .
like u veryyyyyyy veryyyyyyyyy much.
if u want to tell me one word als please send on below email address .if u will send it i will become a very happy.
kruneg@yahoo.co.uk
i will waiting for your letter upto i live.
my uncles r living at canada only
so if i will come to canada in my life i will meet u definately.bye
take care.

yours true friend,
krupesh

Posted by: krupesh at May 10, 2004 05:26 AM

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Hey girl, why don´t you visit Mexico to know me. I felt in love since I saw you in PMK.
Big fan of you.

Posted by: Pedrp at May 5, 2004 05:57 PM

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oi oi! fuck me ur sad! cheerio!

Posted by: lets say...john at May 2, 2004 04:12 PM

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u are mesmerizing.i have your biggest picture gallery in my computer.u know i try to see u in every girl i meet hoping that i see u.it goes bang in my heart when i see u. how do u find india i live in new delhi.plz e mail me saying hi or get it done by your sec.

Posted by: danish at May 2, 2004 05:12 AM

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hey i dont know if this is real but if it is great i just want u to know u really touched me in your movie "the girl next door" u have everything anybody could want u really got through me i know it sounds weird but im going to try to better myself so i can hopefully have a girl just like you because i think ur the girl of my dreams i know u get that alot but im not out there to say i want inside ur pants lol cause i cant even think about that when i look at you i respect u so much and i would like u to know that u can do anything u want if u have god on your side i hope everything goes well in your career, well i know it will... thank you so much for opening my eyes and to help me relize who i am, thank you and godbless....

love always
danny

p.s. i am trying to get my feet into the music industy to become a R&B singer and i will be coming to la alot right now im in reno, nevada but with gods help i will make it, and maybe we can get together and get some coffee if u would like, u can get to know me better on yahoo messanger at (supermandantheman2u@yahoo.com) you dont have to if u dont want i know u get alot of this but im not that kind of person i always apreciate people who are real so hopefully we will maybe be able to chat sometime...thanks

Posted by: dan at May 1, 2004 07:55 PM

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dear elisha, i dont think u will ever see this but im going to give it a try. i just want you to know that i would climb any mountain just to look into ur eyes. i just want to thank you for setting me to get my body into tip top shape so i can hopefully find a girl just like you and make her my angel forever so thank you so much i hope everything goes good for u hopefully we might be able to talk AS friends that would be nice. thank you elisha i really admire you i hope u have a wonderful life and enjoy cause with god remember you can do anything...

(supermandantheman2u@yahoo.com)

Posted by: dan at May 1, 2004 04:39 PM

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elisha,

am already married with one kid.but your body makes me shiver. any pics you have?

[PLEASE SEND TO bobby_billote@yahoo.com)

BOB

Posted by: bob at April 29, 2004 03:30 AM

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You're ALL very naughty boys!

Posted by: Elisha at April 28, 2004 05:09 PM

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hi i saw ur movie and me and me m8s had a groop wank ring me on 07837079604 luv u

Posted by: Bennett at April 28, 2004 05:15 AM

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Oh god this shit is pretty funny. oh god if elisha ever read this she would laugh her pants off! well eh if she did ever read this email me sword_stalker@msn.com oh yeah
Sincerly Dj_Smokee

Posted by: Greg at April 25, 2004 04:10 PM

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You are too beautiful...

Posted by: Anonymous at April 23, 2004 01:36 PM

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Hey Elisha,

I have a flat in the centre of London and i would love to meet up with you and have a few drinks and just chill. i am 18 and currently have a job traveling the world setting up video sets. If you like to contact me by email (wallerz@msn.com). I know very little about you and would love to change that. I visit America very often and also L.A alot. I know you will never read this but who knows in years to come , you may see this and my place in the wolrd may have changed. I hope what ever you currently doing is going well and i thought it would be nice for you to know that someone half the way across the wolrd wants to have a laff in the companie of a beautiful lady.

Posted by: Steven Waller at April 22, 2004 02:54 PM

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Hi I am Dylis from europe(England)I saw you in the muvie"Girl Next Door" and I love you you are so pretty and iI would like to meet you my dream is to be an actor and if I be an actor I will see and meet you I live in TX but I'm muving to NY pleas send me some E-mail in address's Dylis@yahoo.com or Dylisi_Valbon_Valias.com So we can be a good friends I hope you'r going to send me some nice E-mails Thank You
IIIIIIII LLLLLL OOOOOOOO VVVVVV EEEEEEE
YYYYYYYY OOOOOO UUUUUUUU Date/April/18/2004

Posted by: Dylis at April 18, 2004 07:58 PM

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Does Elisha Cuthbert actually get to see any of this?

Posted by: Schnozz at April 14, 2004 07:09 AM

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ELISHA CUTHBERT IM A 20 YEAR OLD BOY. DO YOU WANT TO DO SEX WITH ME? I HAVE A LARGE DICK. PLEASE SEND ME SOME NAKED PICS OF YOURS. FOR EXAMPLE LET ME SEE YOUR VIGINA(PUSSY)!!!!

Posted by: CLOWN at April 13, 2004 07:48 PM

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elisha, all these people have these amazing things to say to you and they are all true. All i can say is that your smile could change the world. It is a light in the dark. Email me if you like or even read this. soccerstar911@hotmail.com
Brandon

Posted by: brandon at April 12, 2004 10:32 PM

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Elisha, you are the first woman ever to make me fall in love with after only seeing you twice; Once on late night with Conan, and then in "The girl next door". I can't explain it, your personality is so lovable and refreshing that you can't hide it even if you tried to. Anyone who sees you or interacts with you knows that even though you are an up and coming A-list actress, you will always be an outgoing girl from Canada who never thinks of herself as someone who's better than regular people, like most celebrities do. I dream of meeting you one day

Posted by: nala S at April 12, 2004 10:11 PM

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Dear elisha,
Every time i see u i get that one feeling that u get when u love someone after i seen the girl next door i couldnt stop thinkn about u and it felt like u were my girlfriend and that we just broke up i dont kno y but in parts of the movie i got those weird feelings to like when emile gave u that pic that u drew at the beginning to make u realize what was happening i would do ne thing to talk to u go out some time but i doubt nbe of this
cory

Posted by: Cory at April 10, 2004 02:59 PM

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I would do ne thing to meet u thats even die i loved u in the girl next door evn though i snuck into it but i love u and i will do ne thing to meet u evr since the preview of the movie im liie i need to meet her so i hope u get back to me but i doubt if this will evn get to u so bye for now.
love ya elisha and ur movie very good. i wish i could of been emile evry time u kissed him.
wish to meet u but i doubt it or evn this thing get to u ur evrything i need to atleast talk to u or get an email
Cory

Posted by: Cory at April 10, 2004 02:55 PM

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Dear Elisha

I know and belive that the whole Universe is a small city. i wonder whether i'll meet u or not .
Maybe Never. any way In my country we have a proverb that says :
God creates Forty of the resemblance.
which means you can find simillar people in face but in different cities or countries.

I like you so much not only Because you are terribly Sweet, but Also coz you are a COPY RIGHT of my
girlfriend. i Wonder how could that Be...???

I adore your Style , when first i saw your pic in the internet i thought you my girlfriend, till i read your name.
i really wish we can meet, then you'll discover that you have a twin sister ( my girl friend )

Best Regards
YOURS EVER
Dr J

Posted by: Dr J at March 26, 2004 08:02 AM

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You IDIOTS!!!!!!
This is an open letter, not a love fest!!! You are NOT writing to Elisha Cuthbert in any way, shape or form!!! GET A LIFE, PEOPLE!!!
(Sorry, i tend to lose my head a bit when i get exasperated...)

Posted by: DarkStar at March 25, 2004 09:44 AM

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Dear Elisha,
I can't belive I'm actually doing this. Three days ago, I would have thought this the most incredibly dorky thing in thw whole world. But I could find no other way to get in touch with you, so i had to write this. I'm a really big fan of yours (ever since the days of PMK) and have been trying to write to for ages. Hit me back if you can, please.

Yours truly,
Mor El

Posted by: Mor El at March 16, 2004 01:57 AM

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Hi i just want 2 know u n hoping we can be friend.

Posted by: jack at March 10, 2004 10:13 PM

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dear elisha

I think you are so pretty and I think I would be better than that other kid to hook up with cause he is just saying that cause he lives where you used to but I like you cause you seem so much like the girl next door you don't seem like a celebrity i would wanna to be with you cause you are sweet and a charming lady and I would love to be in your company with my clothes on so if you would get this drop me a line on my email just telling me what you think P.S im not asking you to be my girlfriend causes thats impossible but just saying why i like you

Posted by: Craig at January 10, 2004 03:28 PM

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Elisha,
You are the most beautifull girl I ever seen in my life.

Posted by: Athula at January 10, 2004 11:53 AM

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hi!
i'm mark and i'm 22 years old - from europe (austria)
i love you elisha - i saw you in "24" i know il like you very much!

plaese sent me some nice e-mails - i hope is!
bye kiss!
mark

Posted by: mark at October 4, 2003 02:09 PM

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