There's a new article up at Rocketpack, all about the wacky world of strippers. I like these types of back-stage observational articles, because I know the closest I'll ever come to strippers are the adventures I have with them in my young boyish imagination. Read the article here.

In other news, I managed to get this website suspended for a few hours last week because I forgot to update my new credit card info. This blog and a couple of other sites that are hosted here went off the net for a short while as I scratched my head and I mumbled to myself repeatedly: "why don't muh web page dun come oan tha screen nah more?"

Some people call me clever. I call me inspirational.