GAVIN: Hello, world. Lovely day.

(Suddenly, MONSTER crashes through window.)

GAVIN (CONT'D): Oh, hell.

MONSTER: Hello

GAVIN: Not this time!

MONSTER: Nice to meet you-

GAVIN picks up telephone and bludgeons MONSTER

(FADE TO BLACK.)

SCENE 2
(Morning. A bedroom. GAVIN wakes up.)

GAVIN: Wow, that was a WEIRD dream!

(GAVIN looks over at chair in corner of the room. Sitting in the chair is the MONSTER! The MONSTER is quietly folding laundry. He also has a black eye.)

GAVIN (CONT'D): Wouldn't you agree, monster? I said that was a WEIRD dream.

(MONSTER gives a long heavy sigh.)

MONSTER: This is not how I imagined my life would turn out.

(MONSTER begins to silently weep.)