Horay! It's my birthday today, and what special present did I give to myself?

If you said "pornography" then you know me all too well, old friend.

Talking about pornography, I'm thinking of branching out into 3-Dimensional porn, such as sensual statuettes, erotic origami and naughty wood whittlings. I was also thinking of finding myself a girlfriend, but then again I don't want people thinking I'm some kind of pervert.