Today will go down in my personal history as "The Day of Poorly Thought Out Indulgence."

I didn't have any work at my job so I came home. Not sure what to do to fill up the remainder of my day, I ate 4 boxes of chocolate chip cookies just because I was bored, and then successfully managed to fall asleep sitting upright at my computer. I woke up several hours later covered in what I can only hope were chocolate chips.

Clearly, I live the life of a king.