I've just spent 3 hours writing emails back to people who've written to me in the past week and, phew, I'm exhausted. I'm not even done yet. That's not to brag that I've got lots of people writing to me or anything; most of the letters I write back are to the mass email marketers politly informing them that I'm not interested in their wares. (Hey, if they took the time to write to me, then clearly they deserve a polite hand written reply)

God, I wish I had a super-smart monkey that could write my emails for me. I'd have him wear a fetching red cape and he'd ride in the front basket of my bicycle.