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March 06, 2003
Random Quote
"I am rather shocked by the way my scrotum has swollen"
Who hasn't said this at one point or another in their lives?
Posted by gavin at 05:14 PM | Comments (2)
Quote to live by
Picard may be a better captain, but Kirk could pick some pretty big rocks up over his head
Posted by gavin at 12:19 AM | Comments (0)
March 04, 2003
Love
I'm working on a plan that will enable me to fall in love and live happily ever after. The plan in it's early stages, but here's what I've got so far:
Step 1: ?????
Step 2: Happyness
I can't wait for step two.
Posted by gavin at 11:23 PM | Comments (0)
So true
How many more people have to die before no one ever dies again?
Posted by gavin at 06:05 PM | Comments (0)
Dating
I have problems asking girls out on dates. I'm generally incapable of it. When I do finally get my shit together enough to ask someone out, it usually turns into a rather embarrasing affair involving frothy dipthongs and nervous twitching. I really should try and improve my date-asking skills if I want to, I dunno, not die alone.
Posted by gavin at 02:00 AM | Comments (0)
Free time
I have too much free time on my hands suddenly. I've taken to wearing my bathrobe during the day and yelling at the squirrels in my garden. This fills the time.
Posted by gavin at 12:59 AM | Comments (0)