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November 16, 2002
A little something for the ladies
The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who is good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.
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November 11, 2002
Fucking Butterfly
I'm making a butterfly as a prop for a class, and I'm finished except for a hook that has to go in the exact centre of the body so it can be strung up on stage and hang level. I spent about two hours trying to get the weighting right before I gave up and just drilled randomly in what looked a spot pretty close to the middle. Turns out, it was perfect.
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November 04, 2002
Free Fish
I went to get some mini shrimp for my fish tank the other day. They accidently put a baby fish in the bag too, so I got it for free. I can't put it in the big tank, because it's so small the others would eat it, so it's sitting in a vase. Since it was free, I am determind to keep it alive. Although doing constent water changes and crumbling food up small enough for it too eat are taking up most of my free time.
Posted by gavin at 11:25 PM | Comments (1)
November 01, 2002
Acting
Today was the opening night for one of the shows I'm in right now. Apparently for everyone else, the play went awful. But for me it was my first night without forgetting my lines, and therefor was my best night yet. The audience was only 20% of full though to enjoy my thespiac masterpiece (damn you, halloween).
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Fish pope
Tonight for halloween I dressed up as the fish pope. I had green gills and fins, etc, plus a pope hat.
Best. Costume. Ever.
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Happy Hallo-"SCREAM"!
My family used to have a pressure sensitive doormat that, when unwary trick-or-treaters stepped on it, would emit the phrase "Happy halllloo-SCREAM! HAHAHA!" at an incredible volume. It terrified the kids, but my dad loved it, so we kept pulling it out year after year until, nowdays, no trick-or-treater dare come near our house.
Posted by gavin at 03:06 AM | Comments (0)
Best job in the world
I like acting because when you're doing non-acting activities, such as waiting in line to get into a club, cute girls recognize you.
That is all.
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