I recently found this site, Lexical FreeNet, which lets you “search for relationships between words, concepts, and people.” So naturally, I did a search for my own name, Gavin, hoping to see what other words my name is linked to. The results were surprising, to say the least. Take a look for yourself:

The alarming results...

stalking
following
restraining
incident
domestic
chase
hunt

The unsettling...

deerstalking

The confusing...

peapod

and finally, the reassuring...

threesome