The Rocketpack Guide to making...
An Independent Movie
Gavin W. ||
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Hey kids! Ever wonder how an independent movie
Read on to find out...
First, the Producer realizes he has run out of
money and will need to get some more
He then commissions the writer to write a
screenplay in 29 days
The writer procrastinates for the next 28 days
whilst he watches Dr. Phil, Oprah and takes frequent naps
On the 29th day, he hurriedly writes the script.
He then gives it to the Producer
A happy Producer then tells the Director to go
direct this new screenplay
The Director then auditions dozens of potential
actors. Only the most talented actors are selected.
The crew then comes in to start filming. The crew
can be grouchy and sometimes may even belong to a union, so the
actors try very hard not to get them upset by making mistakes
After filming ends, the Editor then takes the raw
film and works out all his aggressions
After the movie is made, everyone involved has a
It's at this point that the Producer thanks
everyone for working on this movie for free. He
tries not to giggle to himself when he says this
The movie opens, and the Producer counts his money
The producer then spends his money on cheap wine and
women, until he runs out of money, and the cycle repeats again...
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